God Save The Children

So here recently, I had to update my CPR and defense skills.

I honestly forget just how dumb people can be.  And that’s pretty bad, because I don’t necessarily consider myself the brightest crayon in the box, either.

I had the pleasure of brushing up on these skills in the presence of Dr. White, and I’ll have to ask him to supplement my memory some, but here are some of the highlights I remember:

“I’m not giving no breathing to any patient without mouth protection”

In discussion of severe choking:

“I had that happen once.. I jumped over a gate, fell down the steps, landed on the couch and couldn’t breathe.. I opened all the doors and called 911″

Talking about defensive moves:

“I haven’t had to use it once, except when I strained my back lifting suitcases”

I need Dr. Black to help me out with the rest of this.. my mind is blocking it all out. Needless to say, there was a lot of under the table text messaging.

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