Since this web page is devoted to masking the identities of it’s participants, I’ve decided to include here a quick reference to the cast. Since the nature of a hospital is that people come and go, this list will grow over time. If I remember to update it. You can yell at me in comments if I introduce a new character and there is no new entry here.
The Crazy Music Lady- The author and owner of this site. She’s a music therapist with a bad sense of humor that operates as her primary defense mechanism. She is here to present this bad sense of humor to other like minded individuals who find this type of stuff funny.
Dr. White- a male chauvenistic psychiatrist pig. The Crazy Music Lady gets along pretty well with him because he likes what she does for his patients, but he tends to flirt with ladies a bit too much on occasion.
Dr. Black- another psychiatrist in our lovely abode. She’s a fan of coke bottles, weed, and yelling at people. If you’ve done soemthing to piss her off, she’s let you know loud and clear.
Mr. JordinSparksChrisBrown- basically the best patient ever. Our long time resident of our acute units who loves nothing better than to dance to “No Air” by Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown.
David- another one of the best patients. He loves dolls, paper, and black people. Super win. David is featured in the post “In Honor of the Beer Summit”
Lord Emperor- My (now) former supervisor. This is someone who has no knowledge of therapy, used to be an art teacher, and now fashions themselves an Art Therapist. Dr. White refused Lord Emperor’s services. LOL.
Brand New Boss- Just that, my brand new boss. Have yet to really get a feel for BNB, but obvious BNB knows a bit more about what to do and how to do it than Lord Emperor. BNB also leaves me alone for the most part.
RON (Ridiculously Obnoxious Nurse)- The star of “Find out what it means to me”. This is a new nurse who screws up everything and thinks she’s always right. Hmm, she would probably get along really well with Lord Emperor.
SAM (Sweet Awesome Mama)- A fantastic nurse who went head to head with RON. The general facebook consensus on my play by play showed that everyone was rooting for SAM.
Ms. Attitude Department- This started out as a single character, but I think it will morph into all oppositional, personality disordered adolescent females.
Mr. 20 Questions- A male patient who is king of no boundaries and no judgement and drop your pants good times.